“Showed up after my double shift with dumplings and stayed until I laughed again.”
Maya L.
Girl best friend
Verified
Justin Napolitano
Operations lead who actually enjoys 6 a.m. flights, Sunday meal prep, and over-planned adventures.
Location
Orlando, FL
Verification summary
Global Entry, TSA Pre, two managers, three exes, and my dentist have all confirmed I'm reliable and show up early.
Status broadcast
Monday 06:00 – Gym session followed by espresso dialing before work.
Links
Work
References
People who actually text me back
Tighter quotes live in group chats, but these are the ones friends approved for public use.
“We broke up and he still helped my parents move because he said he would.”
Alex R.
Favorite ex
“Zero ghosting. Sends calendar invites for dates and actually follows through.”
Jess P.
Recovering situationship
Nightstand lineup
Books I keep highlighted for real conversations
Yes, I take notes in the margins and quote them at brunch. That's the point.
Annotated Marginalia-heavy 24th pass
All About Love
bell hooks
Color tabs because I actually re-read this.
Chapter four stays top of mind when someone mistakes vulnerability for oversharing.
Annotated Poolside waterproof copy
Pleasure Activism
adrienne maree brown
Loan system includes a vibe deposit so I get it back.
Appendix shares my spreadsheet of mutual aid receipts.
Annotated Hardcover, highlighted like deposition prep
Trick Mirror
Jia Tolentino
Cross-referenced with seven deleted dating app bios.
If you bring it up, I have actual footnotes ready.
Annotated Signed, notarized, laminated
The Ethical Slut
Dossie Easton & Janet Hardy
Comes with a boundary pre-read I genuinely send.
Proof I do homework before pitching multi-city itineraries.
Soundtrack flex
Morning & midnight mix
Indie and moody enough for coffee shops, steady enough for late-night drives.
Adventure pitches
Pitch the plan before we lock the time
Give me the who, what, where, and why it matters. Snacks, playlists, and dress codes help.
Expect a response from justin@justin-napolitano.com once I cross-check the calendar. Already in motion? cal.com/justin-napolitano-gvu3p3/adventure
Schedule